i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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