That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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