my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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