saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
time to smoke my breakfast
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
