Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
