I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
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