Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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