Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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