she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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