well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize