Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
