He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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