i jhust puked up my retainher.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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