let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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