He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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