...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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