I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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