You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
