Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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