Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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