belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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