Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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