I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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