Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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