I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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