how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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