I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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