i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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