Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
he high fived his dick after we had sex
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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