The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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