He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I just forgot I was standing up.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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