People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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