Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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