with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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