that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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