You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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