OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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