would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
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