i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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