Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Drunk is not a location!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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