so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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