talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
