she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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