Me too!
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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