a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Randomize