No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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