I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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