im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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