bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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