I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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