My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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