I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
My bed smells like the plague
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
